Here’s why I don’t like going to the dentist…
Why is it that, after spending twenty minutes poking at your gums, shooting pain up and down your body, making you bleed, and making you wish you never got out of bed in the morning, the dental hygienist then decides it’s a good idea to lecture you on how you need to brush and floss better?
For frick’s sake, you’d think that the bleeding and the pain would send enough of a message…


A good looking hygienist with big tits really helps, trust me.
May 27th, 2008 at 11:46 pmInside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
June 26th, 2008 at 3:28 amGeorge Carlin