22 Jun
Something I’ve been wondering about…
You know those stock shots of fat people’s mid-sections that you usually see on the local news whenever they do a story on obesity?
I wonder if I’ve ever been in one of those shots.
I mean, the odds are pretty good, I’d reckon. I walk around a lot. I have a gut. It seems inevitable.
Maybe one day I saw one of those stock shots of headless obese people and shook my head, not realizing that one of those beer bellies was mine.
I wonder if the local Y is offering membership discounts…
Is that you? I would not be caught dead in that outfit. You got some nice man boobs though. But seriously, for your health and happiness, see your doctor first. Then adopt a healthy lifestyle with a reasonable approach to caloric consumption and exercise. You can tell the exercise is working by how much it hurts. The first two weeks should feel like hell, then as your body begins to adjust you start to see a big improvement in your stamina, and the pain will be much more bearable.
June 22nd, 2007 at 5:18 pmHeh. No, that’s not me. I tend not to a) smoke, or b) wear a purse. Thanks for the advice. Never heard any of that before anywhere.
June 22nd, 2007 at 6:54 pmThat type of exercise works the best, when you have a big mean drill sergeant whispering sweet nothings in your ear.
June 23rd, 2007 at 12:30 pm